Everything you think you know about bitcoin, is incorrect.

No, bitcoin is not a payment system.
No, bitcoin is not made for free transactions.
No, bitcoin is not made to help the poor.
No, the blockchain is not the most important part of bitcoin.
No, bitcoin is not a fad.
Tulips are for fucking idiots. IYI.

Bitcoin protects your money.
Bitcoin can not be manipulated.
Bitcoin is always open.
Bitcoin is predictable.
Bitcoin is safe.
Bitcoin does not change for you. You change for bitcoin.

Bitcoin ensures your future is safe.
Those who disagree, will be destroyed when they meet her face.